tickly 
                       textual testament of the times...
                Fucking 
                       euro-blanco paternalistic neo-tek cave dwelling 
                   coercive artworld weasels still clogging our minds up with 
                   their leftover dead rich people's marble glories to god 
                   whichever one that is hidden behind the curtain of our 
                   composite gullibility burqa or not it doesn't come easily 
                   to the eye and it doesn't make me in any way ecstatically 
                   come to the mother the father or the little lost sheep. 
                OK 
                       there's the odd bit here and there maybe a Degas or a 
                   Vasserelli or Vermeer or Leonardo just for the wondering of 
                   it and maybe even another look at the odd Klimt even though 
               "The Kiss" was some just ode - a pissant payment and 
                       pean 
                   to feral groping unrequited lusting after some other dudes 
                   twitchy bitch and then only after she'd run through Gropius 
                   and Mahler before he even got around to stealing that 
                   beautifully painted wanker hanker pucker upper gilded in 
                   the best forgive us for renew not religiousity. 
                Christ 
                       on a Crutch made of the True Cross which if you 
                   added up the cubic volume of it in all the sanctified 
                   venues in which the masses are allowed to kiss and lick it 
                   (unlike dead saints which due to hagiopaghy tend to 
                   diminish in volume as they stick between the teeth of the 
                   faithful nibblers) not to mention all the bits and pieces 
                   of it in private boxed shines and hanging in gold cylinders 
                   around the necks of too rich too dumb gotta go pilgrims 
                   hoping that their feckless fucking transgressions upon 
                   earth will be clearly priced upon the menu of indulgences 
                   and forgivenesses and thus overlooked they'll with strap-on 
                   wheels strait through the gate on an easy slide through the 
                   pools of pearly jissom at the unction junction under the 
                   bored eye of the umpire skate building - those bites and 
                   pisces, if you fished them all up and erectioned them with 
                   crafty cunting why you'd find that cross had phished and 
                   loafed so vastly you'd have enough of that cross to rebuild 
                   the (gasp he;s not going to say it is he? Iiiieeeeeee!) 
                   world trade towers in wood - with enough left over to make 
                   heathenish disposable chopsticks for a billion chinese 3 
                   times a day to the end of eternity if Allah wills it. 
                TWO 
                       SIDES?!!! 
                The 
                       Janus faced fuck you mean two sides? How about really 
                   thinking about it - a shiva-kali many handed (spiffy color 
                   coordinated battery operated kitchen appliance in each one) 
                   deathhead multiplicity of solutions none of which should in 
                   the least bit easy-installment-plan disaccommodate you in 
                   any way don't get up don't touch that dial keep your hand 
                   off the remote control leave it someplace hot and sticky 
                   until you bleed from your tired your poor your anthrax 
                   racked masses raked from wrecks of bleeding eyes of march 
                   in lockstep hope to drop your penny in the candle box for 
                   your holy succor sucker now bare your buns you bums cuz 
                   their god can kick your gods assets (over100 million art 
                   insured loss WTC911) and the net effect of the internet and 
                   our fuhrer aus HomeLand Security is a jollygood rogering yo 
                   ho of whatever ghosts of the 1st 2nd and other sundry 
                   amendments that have not already been covered with red 
                   white blow me jasperjohns ripoffs finally on the walls of 
                   our fine corporate sponsored church and state integrated 
                   voucher underwritten theological institutions and amended 
                   in consideration of your two priors (1970 shoplifting that 
                   barbiedoll and oooh you thought we didn't notice - touching 
                   yourself and impure thoughts in revisionist history class) 
                   found in the priory by prattling priests of poke your ice 
                   haus cubed flail your frail body free of taints go merchant 
                   in corporate corpus coprophagiacal tendentiousness. Give us 
                   this day a bleeding medea chained eyeball to pay per view 
                   our sins - let the strumpets of your holey truth grab-brass 
                   ring throughout the infoweb as we give it up this day as we 
                   gave it up yesterday every last vestige of ours and that of 
                   our whiny whelps personae that your visage can omnisciently 
                   seeing overseer with whips and chains in brains for 
                   leverage and bailouts amen. 
                
                   I think i see, 
                   crumbs on the floor, 
                   and ringd purple stains 
                   You'll stand with humble 
                   heart to hand 
                   and sing the 
                   corporate peans...